Warning To Atheists: Scientific Proof That God Exists!

Atheists are constantly being quoted as saying things such as, "I would need scientific proof to show me that God exists" or "the more science progresses, the less we need religion". But in what may be the most important story of the year, the decade or even the 21st century thus far, a famous, formerly Atheist, now Orthodox Christian scientist, says that he has scientifically proven that God does indeed exist and evolution does not. In the 30 short years that it took him to complete his study, Dr. Jerry Bergman says that he is still refining his research. That’s real scientific dedication for you! The Atheologist being the dedicated researcher that he himself is, feels a kind of kinship with Jerry and sent off this heartfelt letter to him (for some reason the Atheologist could not find a direct email address for Jerry so instead it was sent to the Fort Wayne Journal Gazette, where Jerry first announced his study.)

Dear Jerry,

Thank you for sharing the results of your study with the world. Many scientific discoveries like yours, such as the cures for cancer and the common cold, the existence of Bigfoot and the origin of crop circles, have been suppressed by those with their hidden agendas and narrow minds. I do have a few questions to ask that I’m sure are on the minds of many, including myself:

1) Which scientific journal(s) has,(have), or will be publishing your study, or is it still under peer-review?
2) Why did you choose Christianity as your faith, when someone with the name, “Bergman”, would obviously lean away from accepting Jesus as anything more than a nice street preacher? Will your published study show your scientific data that disproves the thousands of other gods, religions and their creation stories?
3) Would you consider starting a class action lawsuit against those that are teaching and in the past have taught the now disproved theory of evolution? And would uttering the words, "Darwin was right", in public be prohibited?
4) From your picture you appear to be a very intelligent individual. Were you always smart or was it only when you started wearing glasses and your head became egg-shaped that your intelligence intensified?

The Atheologist is still waiting for a response to this letter, (Jerry’s obviously a very busy man). The Atheologist will keep everyone updated.

The Atheologist