Should Born Again Christians Be Required To Get New Birth Certificates?

Should born again Christians be required to get new birth certificates?

Okanogan County, in Washington State, may just be the first municipality in the USA to require new birth certificates to those who have accepted Jesus Christ as their personal savior. The Weekly World News has the details.
For those Christians needing a new certificate, one can be aquired here.
Hurry, get yours before the Rapture!

The Atheologist